Your Name: Don Thomas
Nickname: "Dr Don" a.k.a. "The Doc" a.k.a. Ashland inmate #7653612 1/3
Secret Identity: I could tell you, but… then I would have to kill you
Hometown: Morgan City USA
High School Mascot: a really mad eagle
Experience in Radio: I can turn it on and off and I'm pretty good with the volume. I have limited experience with the fade and balance.
Experience Anywhere Else: I had a Jimi Hendrix Experience once, does that count?
What you wish you could do for a living: Someone pay me $100 an hour so they can tun my feet?
Age: Old enough to know how to do it, and yound enough to still do it
Eye Color: green… with red veins
Shoe Size: Lets just say that I can put out a flaming bag of dog doo with one stomp!!! (Impressed???)
Brand of Cologne or Perfume: Anything by Hormel
Family Status: Single, but I was seeing this one girl. It ended when she spotted me hiding in her bushes.
Children: None that will publicly claim me
Pets: 1 cat - Kes - currently in rehab for a severe catnip addiction
Hobbies: Jumping to conclusions, scratching things that itch and collecting dust
Time-Killers: filling out questionnaires
You were once so bored you…: shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die
Favorite Website: the one with the angry German kid screaming at the fat guy
Favorite song, movie or flavor of ice cream: Song: "Fish Heads"; Movie: "A Fish Called Wanda"; Ice Cream: "Ben & Jerry's Phish Food"
Political Status: The American Fish Lovers Party
Any piercings, tatoos or growths: No piercings; No tattoos; but I do have a growth I need to have looked at
If you were on death row, what would be your last meal: Lobster, steak and a glass of magical elixir for eternal life!!!
If you could change any event in the past, which would you choose: Paying my phone bill late last month!
A song that you are embarassed to know the words to: "Wipe Out"
